owlpellet:

owlpellet:

“i’m not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can’t enjoy it anymore” is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

cowboytgirl:

patrickbategirl:

normalize incorporating stripping into games that arent poker

prohaloplayer:

sanitymakesposts:

prohaloplayer:

radiationcat196:

prohaloplayer:

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

anexperimentallife:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

beardedmrbean:

cigarettesandsextapers-deactiva:

hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

last week i was chatting with one of my coworkers about the restaurants in the area and he mentioned there’s a place with amazing churros that he orders lunch from sometimes and i kinda laughed and said i’ve never had a churro but i’ve always wanted to try one because they look so fantastically decadent and i kinda joked that it’s on my bucket list because every time i walk by a place that sells churros i think i should buy one but then i don’t

i just came back to my desk after feeling really frustrated by an instrument in the lab that broke and ruined my data for the day, and found a churro wrapped in tinfoil with a sticky note on it that said “bucket list: ☑️ churro” and i’m

i’m seriously gonna cry i had such a shit day all of my data got so fucked up and i had to spend like an hour reformatting my excel sheet but this simple kind gesture made the whole day less bad

This is so wholesome, i love it

A nice reminder that people are still good.

mioxenoblade:

velociraptors-in-hats:

mioxenoblade:

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can’t chose the circumstances of our birth and it’s the choices we make that define who we are.

She chose to eat people

God forbid women do anything

gaywerewolftransgender:

the thing about me and obama is that we were both having a lot of imaginary gay sex at age 21

1rakus:

1rakus:

kinda fun one :)

greelin:

greelin:

No One Ever Helped Me So I Will Never Help Anyone Else & Do Not Believe Anyone Should Be Helped Ever is one of thee most loser mindsets btw

the world has been unkind to you so you continue the cycle of unkindness by passing on hatred and indifference to others? Wow. groundbreaking. you’re so cool and tormented

souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

fallingtowers:

recuperationdisliker:

recuperationdisliker:

recuperationdisliker:

f(x) tribute band called f’(x). you’d think the point would be to be derivative but it’s actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

ALT

no

ALT

yeah :)

haha yayyyy :) i’m having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

oniongarlic:

aw whose a cute little pigeon, c'mere pigeon look what i have for you

austimpowerz:

i have to remember that “you should kill them with hammers” is not normal advice to give bc every time someone says they dont like someone else all i can think of to say is you should kill them with hammers.

katieaki:

couple’s t-shirt idea